March 2010
6 posts
Sweet Valley High quiz! →
February 2010
2 posts
HEART OF GOLD
fuckyeahgaiman:
—sentences. Sisters, maybe twins, possibly cousins. We won’t know unless we see their birth certificates, the real ones, not the ones they use to get ID. This is what they do for a living. They walk in, take what they need, walk out again. It’s not glamorous. It’s just business. It may not always be strictly legal. It’s just business. They are too smart for this, and too tired....
January 2010
12 posts
“Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should...”
– Katharine Hepburn (via 24freedinners)
this girl is me...? →
Ok, I did not write this blog post, but obviously, this girl who did has been hacking into my brain and stealing my words (and blogging abilities) direct from the source. As proof, following is a photo of catalogs I accumulated this holiday season (yeah I’m a hoarder, wanna say something to my face?)
My heart will go on! →
December 2009
12 posts
“MILFs (Moms I’d Like To FrolicThroughAMacysWith)”
– Michael K
DListed
“Some people turn sad awfully young. No special reason, it seems, but they seem...”
– Ray Bradbury, Dandelion Wine
bohemea:
suicideblonde:
Lady GaGa ft Beyonce -...
My Life is Twilight →
Today, My friend decided to fight me, because I said I was Team Jacob. I got a detention from my chemistry teacher for horseplay in the lab. Stupid Team Edwards. MLIT
this is a good thing.
btw I’m Team Wolf Pack (shirts off boys!)
November 2009
15 posts
“Like Anne Shirley, I found puffed sleeves to be the height of sophistication as...”
– Jessica
GoFugYourself
go fall off your own chair. →
no big deal
I really do not understand how this facebook stuff works, but we need more than the four of us, so gather some other reprobates and I will heat the pool and make a gallon of sex on the beach and lets do it as long as no one goes in the bedroom upstairs or if the s…. girl shows up someone got to watch her. November 21. Be there or be square.
“If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn’t (it has a no crotch...”
– Michael K
Dlisted
politically submissive
every time i see the word ”dem” (as in democrat), i can’t help but read “dom”
is that just me, or is the media trying to make us think about bdsm
also, republicans default to sub’s, according to my new theory. so that’s funny.
double win.
October 2009
31 posts
